{"product_id":"sarccor","title":"🐦‍⬛ Sarcastic Coffee Crow - Building Block Set – Funny Do Not Disturb Desk Decor","description":"\u003c!-- 产品总结横幅 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: linear-gradient(90deg, #2f2a26, #6b4a2f); color: #ffffff; text-align: center; padding: 14px 16px; border-radius: 8px; margin-bottom: 20px; font-weight: 600; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eA sarcastic coffee-drinking crow you build block by block — the perfect DIY desk companion for office workers and coffee lovers, it raises a claw and a cup to defend your break time while adding a laugh to any workspace.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 主图展示区 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-bottom: 24px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/921f2f3237206de4b1da37cbcb6954e353d1f71f.png\" alt=\"Sarcastic Coffee Crow Building Block Set - Main Image\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 600px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 12px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e☕ \"Do Not Disturb\" Coffee Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eCoffee in one claw, a raised hand in the other and an unimpressed stare that says \"not right now.\" This crow turns your break time into a clear, funny little boundary — no words needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/1220\/4546\/files\/cutout_37910.png?v=1790049726\" alt=\"Crow with raised hand and coffee - do not disturb pose\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🧱 Hands-On DIY Building Set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eAssemble the body, wings, claws, coffee cup and signature pose yourself — the fun starts before it ever reaches your desk, and the finished figure doubles as a display piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/ddbd3a0f5e17b63d71c2425fd073bd464cae4f25.png\" alt=\"DIY building block pieces for the sarcastic crow\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🐦⬛ Built With Serious Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eLayered dark feathers give a bold silhouette, sharp claws add sculptural detail, and the tiny coffee cup completes the joke. Every detail stacks up into one fully-attitude desk statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/99d82c76ccdc702a935626a67c965f1352d43e0e.png\" alt=\"Dark feathered crow with coffee cup and sharp claw details\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🖥️ Do Not Disturb Mode, Anywhere\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003ePlace it where interruptions always happen. One look at the coffee cup, raised wing and unimpressed stare gets the joke instantly — great for desks, coffee corners and shelves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/61c3f4988bd64357998f2e7335bead8234692893.png\" alt=\"Sarcastic crow placed on a workspace desk\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片5 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🎁 A Funny Gift With Attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eFor coffee lovers, coworkers and anyone who lives by \"do not disturb\" energy. A playful office gift everyone understands — and a satisfying build that becomes a lasting display piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/8c64fa91c9ad3602879c8531fcb4878a111259df.png\" alt=\"Sarcastic crow building set as a funny office gift\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 核心卖点卡片6 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #f6f2ee; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 16px; border: 1px solid #e6dcd0;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 10px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🧩 Stable Build, Clear Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eA transparent support base keeps the finished crow steady without stealing attention, and the step-by-step 3D manual walks you through every stage from core body to the final sarcastic pose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 12px; line-height: 0;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.wshopon.com\/image\/8c64fa91c9ad3602879c8531fcb4878a111259df.png\" alt=\"Transparent base and step-by-step instructions for the crow build\" style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 500px; display: block; margin: 0 auto; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 适用场景卡片 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 1px dashed #6b4a2f; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; color: #6b4a2f; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e🌟 Perfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; color: #4a5568; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOffice desks — a funny little boundary setter for everyday workspaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoffee corners and coffee stations beside your favorite mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBookshelves and shelf displays that welcome quirky personality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHome workspaces, because interruptions happen there too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 规格参数卡片 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #e0e0e0; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; color: #2f2a26; font-size: 18px;\"\u003e📋 Product Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0; padding-left: 20px; color: #4a4a4a; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic Crow Building Block Set\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable ABS building blocks (LEGO-style compatible)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crow · Coffee Break · Do Not Disturb\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny · Bold · Quirky · Expressive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIn the Box:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crow building pieces, coffee cup pieces, transparent support base, step-by-step 3D instructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contains small parts — keep away from children under 3 years old\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 温馨提示 --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #888888; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 24px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003e💡 Friendly Reminder: Slight color differences may occur due to lighting and screen settings, and manual measurements may vary by about 1-2 cm. The transparent base is included to improve the stability of the finished model. Because this is a newly launched set, current production may require about 10-15 days before shipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- CTA按钮 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 30px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"#\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #2f2a26; color: #ffffff; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 8px; font-weight: 600; font-size: 15px;\"\u003e✨ Coffee First, Questions Later. Build Yours Today!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Buy 1","offer_id":52562453790936,"sku":"ET260922013-kftz-1","price":29.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4398\/6904\/files\/40a55d5909228e7e6c4bb2feb6aa79c3a64b1068.jpg?v=1790412889","url":"https:\/\/www.guteslebend.com\/products\/sarccor","provider":"Guteslebend","version":"1.0","type":"link"}